Cartman often shows less interest in sexuality than the other boys. Kenny, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle are impressed and with the hopes of learning more about the magic they join the Blaintology group. This can be seen "Quest for Ratings" or "South Park is Gay! In "Major Boobage", cats are made illegal because Kenny, along with several other kids around the country, begins using male cat musk as a hallucinogenic drug. In this episode, however, he was diagnosed with tonsillitis and his tonsils had to be removed. A handsome soft Jew. He blames her for his unhappiness in their relationship, accusing her of being mentally abusive. Cartmans farts are shown to be highly toxic and even deadly in ", Cartmans farts are apparently harmless if they imbued with food and ingested, as no one gets sick from eating them in ", Cartman is shown to undergo several things that would most likely help him psychologically; he sees a therapist in ", Cartman's stuffed animal Clyde Frog was decapitated by Kyle in a fit of rage after he was infected with AIDS by Cartman in ". Cartman also has bigotry towards extraterrestrials and is extremely xenophobic but that is simply because some visitors placed an anal probe into him twice, thus starting his speciesism. South Park (1997) - S09E02 Comedy clip with quote Eric Cartman, you are under arrest. However, in "Smug Alert! The two of them often have arguments about morals, like in "Up the Down Steroid", where Cartman decides to pretend to be mentally handicapped so he can win the "Special Olympics". -Eric Cartman, 'South Park' 'South Park' Cartman Quotes. Cartman knows a bit about Photography, as shown in a few episodes. In "Trapper Keeper" when the cyborg says he has to kill Cartman, Stan asks if he can do it, and prepares to shoot Cartman before the cyborg decides against the idea. When Stan shows up, drunk, talking to Kyle, it is shown that Cartman is keeping a close eye on them from where he was standing. Cartman also appears to enjoy teen pop, as demonstrated in his Britney Spears dance sequence in "AWESOM-O". In "Cartman Sucks" he repeatedly invited Butters over to spend the night to play pranks on him, until it backfired on him and he made an inappropriate picture which featured him putting Butter's penis in his mouth, and which ended up being showed to the entire fourth grade class, humiliating Cartman instead of Butters. He later does this again, going off the race track and into a trailer campsite, presumably killing many people. Also in the episode "Cartoon Wars Part II", he and Kyle have a slap fight, which he won (though this was more through deceit than skill), and in the episode "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson", he was dominant in a physical fight against a midget (who supposedly had a black belt in karate). His most recent use of it was when he and Butters stormed a Chinese restaurant, and he orders Butters to use his gun to hold the crowd and fire at any intruders (although Cartman begins to regret giving Butters the firearm because he keeps accidentally shooting men in the genitals). Kyle figured it out and hunted Cartman down and beat him up in the schoolyard and broke many of his toys (including Clyde Frog). He also has triangular-shaped eyebrows, in contrast to the other main boys' rectangular ones. However, in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants", Cartman declares that he hates Stan because Stan loves animals. It is quite plausible, however, to assume that Cartman's obsession with his quest stems significantly from his desire to humiliate Kyle, rather than from any homosexual attraction to him. In the episode "Le Petit Tourette" when Kyle (unintentionally) saves Cartman from shouting out all his secrets on Dateline (Cartman had originally intended to use fake Tourette's so as to deliver a hate-speech against Jews), Cartman hugs Kyle and thanks him, even saying "I love you, man." Grandmother The toxicity of their relationship plays a large role in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Sons A Witches". Cartman crying because his mother would not buy him an iPad due to expense and his misbehavior. He has a long history of criminal records. MMM, they're so yummy and sweet. At first they are displeased with each other's presence, but then they appear to get along near the end. as if this was illegal. | Scott Winters/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images Related A defining arc during the show's fourth season was Cartman's single-minded quest to make 10 million dollars. In order to try and trick the other boys into thinking that his hand might be truly sentient, Mitch/Jennifer (and thus Cartman) pursues a relationship with Ben Affleck during which Cartman proceeds to give Ben multiple hand jobs, one time even waking up in bed with a naked Affleck, his hand covered in "Affleck splooge". This then prompted Cartman to repeat what he originally told them in Spanish and out of anger he even snatched one of their instruments away and threw it off into the distance. In "1%", it appears that Cartman has multiple identity disorder, as he appears to have "murdered" his stuffed animals while having no memory of destroying them. Cartman likely has blue irises, as, due to the events of "The Succubus", he has Kenny's eyes, which were shown with blue in "Starvin' Marvin". Cartman also wanted to have a slumber party in his house. Cartman is also seen as a not very good swimmer in "Summer Sucks". the "deaths" of all his stuffed animals. Occasionally others are allowed to play with him, such as Bebe in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society". These feelings are directly influenced by the other girls, who laugh at her, and tease her for ever dating him, albeit playfully. Following that, in "Wieners Out", it is revealed by Cartman the two are now a couple and he claims to be wiser from the experience. Character Information Cartman is probably the only friend he has, Cartman and Jackson have a very good relationship together. He often cries out 'Stop cheating you black asshole!' However Cartman beats Jimmy up in "Casa Bonita" in an attempt to gain Kyle's friendship even though Jimmy was trying to help Cartman. This cruel one-line comment along with the fact the supposed police report came from a "Mitch Conner" indicates that he was responsible for her suicide due to the doctor's remarks. His abilities are deeply Machiavellian in nature, and his character follows closely in the footsteps of other famous manipulators such as the character Iago from William Shakespeare's Othello. In "Christian Rock Hard", Cartman got beat up by Tolkien after he wasted money that they made and scared their crowd away; he also racially insinuated that Tolkien could play bass guitar on the grounds that he was black, which turned out to be true. In "Go God Go" he gets Butters to bury him in snow so that he can be unfrozen three weeks later in time for the release of the Wii video game console. Cartman places his mother second on his 'Shit List', seen in "The Fractured But Whole" with Kyle as first on the list. Although Stan is much more tolerant of Cartman than Kyle is, he often holds Cartman in very high contempt for his unacceptable behaviour. Cartman's mind even once backfired against him during "Le Petit Tourette", during which he made everyone believe he was suffering from Tourette's Syndrome, so as to be able to go around saying whatever horrible hateful thing he wanted without consequences. The kid questions Cartman about his abuse of power, and Cartman promptly kicks him across the room in a somewhat cartoonish way, although he is never shown pulling off a feat like that again. Although initially surprised, Cartman lets out moans of pleasure, just before a fifty-foot satellite dish shoots out of his rectum. Eh? He has been seen playing center in Football in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" and on the Dodge-Ball team in the episode "Conjoined Fetus Lady". to the tune of "Comedy tonight" from "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum". For example, Cartman could not possibly have killed his stuffed animals while heading downstairs with Tolkien. The worst of these include hate crimes, incarcerating hippies, whaling, and kidnapping Butters. Even though Cartman is a child, he discriminates against a lot of people. Tolkien really hates Cartman because he is generally racist toward numerous minority groups, including black people. Cartman can, on rare occasions, show compassion towards cats, as in "Major Boobage" in which he hides cats in his attic from the authorities. He wears a dark gray suit with black tie and white shirt, along with a pair of round glasses. In "Fort Collins", Cartman is unable to tell Heidi about his past bigotry, out of fear of being dumped. It was revealed in the episode, "Doubling Down", that Heidi tolerates Cartman's abuse towards her because she does not want to admit she made a mistake when she became his girlfriend. On another occasion he was able to convince the majority of the adults of South Park (as well as many people from other cities and the entire state of South Carolina) to nearly take over the U.S. via an out-of-hand re-enactment of the Civil War, as long as he kept them drunk so they would not realize what they were doing. Cartman appears to have a very strong hatred for Kyle, and shows that he has no tolerance for Kyle's Jewish faith. ", or "Would you like to sleep with me, Clyde?". Cartman was the first one of the boys to be shown without his hat, as seen in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!". Cartman has also had encounters with sexual abuse. so much that the latter starts crying. He also has been shown to consider Judaism to be a disability and the title "Jew" to be an insult. When too close to liberals, he suffers what could be called an allergic reaction. Full Episode Reactions - patreon.com/adamcouserTwitch - https://www.twitch.tv/adamco. In "Douche and Turd", Stan votes for Cartman's mascot instead of Kyle's, much to Kyle's dismay. Cousins He also has displayed traits of gender confusion; he occasionally has tea parties with stuffed dolls (pretending they are talking about how cool he is), owns a (supposed) female cat named "Mr. Kitty", and in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", he was seen re-enacting a scene from The Silence of the Lambs as Buffalo Bill with a rag doll he named Polly Prissy-Pants trapped down a well. In "The Cissy", Wendy uses the transgender bathroom to get back at him. The toys soon disappear, leading Cartman to find Muscleman Marc inside a pot of boiling water, and Rumpertumskin chained with a bomb collar, which Cartman inadvertally sets off, blowing its head off. This would technically make him a "Daywalker"; he does have the Ginger gene. Eric Cartman hijacked a race car and ran over several spectators and pit crew members, culminating in the deaths of eleven people. and began performing CPR on his dying "friend". In "The China Probrem" when he and Butters stormed a Chinese restaurant, and he orders Butters to use his gun to hold the crowd and fire at any intruders (although Cartman begins to regret giving Butters the firearm, as Butters keeps accidentally shoots men in the dick). This shown especially in "It's a Jersey Thing", where it was not until after Kyle left did he start crying from being attacked by him, and then later used it to convince other boys to lock him in a meat locker. In "The Simpsons Already Did It", after discovering that semen will fertilize his sea-people, he goes to a sperm bank to collect "sea-men". In "Tsst", he beats up a kid, handcuffs him to the flagpole, gives him a hacksaw, poisons him, and tells him the only way to get to the antidote was to saw off his leg. For over twelve seasons since "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", Cartman lived under the belief that his mother was a hermaphrodite and also his biological father. This may echo the Scott Tennorman incident, stressing the importance of why it is not a good idea to provoke Cartman, as terrible consequences may ensue if you are not within his immediate "circle of friends". Is Kenny okay? Liane tries to form a relationship with Cesar, but he turns her down as she is just a client, and she soon begins to spoil Cartman againas this boy is the closest thing to a friend she really has. In "Skank Hunt" Clyde joins Stan, Kyle, Butters, Jimmy, Craig and Tolkien to smash all of Cartman's electronics due them think that he is Skankhunt42. Cartman also confuses English people with French people. In fact, he is a racist, sexist, and specialist. Cartman has a cat named Mr. Kitty, and a pot-bellied pig named Fluffy Mr. Kitty and Fluffy have never been seen together in the series thus far. It's Me, Jesus", Cartman claimed he had hit puberty because he had his period, when really he had an infection that made him bleed out his butt (he did not realize that only girls got periods until God told him at the end of the episode.). In two separate episodes, "Chickenpox" and "A Ladder to Heaven", Cartman is heard singing the song "In The Ghetto" in order to tease Kenny. Also in "Jared Has Aides" while Butters got grounded by his parents, Cartman decided to cover for Butters while Stan and Kyle tried to get 4 million dollars when Butters' parents told him they would call him on the phone every hour. ", Cartman saves Kyle and his family when a large storm is about to go towards their house in San Francisco. However, when Cartman was creating a crew to free the town from the hippies, he chose Chef as the black man to sacrifice himself later. When he thought he lost his sense of humor in "How to Eat with Your Butt" he goes to Jimmy for help. 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