ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! That means its working! ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! Delia! AHHH! LYDIA: Recently Deceased. LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. BEETLEJUICE: NO! Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. Thank god. And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. DELIA: Life coaching! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. Were going to play a little game! OKAY? Well you got what you wanted, Dad. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? Here you got a solid plan B option. THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. I love it! Let's haunt this bitch! And now this is what you get. IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. We did find that out. Thats great! Yes, I love that man of mine. With a lovely family inside. MAXINE: See? LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? Goes to the door. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? BEETLEJUICE: WOO! CHARLES: Except brains. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. JUNO: Oh, look at you! MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? OTHO: Then lets get to it! BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. LYDIA: I dont know how! MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. Enjoy live events at insider prices. Hes my white whale. Mmmmmm, yes! He was fast! IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. OTHO: (offstage.) ADAM: I know, I know, me too. I dont know what I did. Fuck Brigadoon. BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! DELIA: Doubt. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. I changed a lot. Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. Are you trying to skip the line? BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . We used to live here. Itty bitty price, more of a favor really. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? But I (a beat.) Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. February 27, 2020 7:07pm. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. I died with this sash. ADAM: Yeah. (referring to DELIA.) So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? ADAM: Oh! Scarecrow. BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! And I think Ill take a chance on life! I mean, real ghosts? CHARLES: Dont say that. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! Demon's Dance. New phone, who dis? DELIA: Charles! Why dont you have a handbook? BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. BEETLEJUICE Finished? I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. (an idea.) The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. You know what? 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! Maxie Dean loves shrimp! (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. do not like him! In the world of the dead? Sucks-Yes! MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. What does that mean? And their eyes! LYDIA: I cant change anything! Its less. Do the research! BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? BEETLEJUICE: Quick! 119. Youre all going to die. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. ADAM: What other choice do we have? LYDIA: I dont want your help. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! CHARLES: Hey! LYDIA: Dad came back for me? Theyre gonna be my new best friends! ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. Well, I should probably get going. Act I 1. Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! And Ive got a plan! Again. GET OUTTA MY WAY. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. (more chase.) Hold on! You! it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. By Ben Brantley. Every bit of it. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. CHARLES: Im glad you like it. (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). ADAM: Oh god! We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? Start reading. Take a look at our library of free monologues . she utters this indignant monologue. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. An infinite abyss of nothing! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. Make them think that theyre in control! Fun at parties! It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. Youre under so much stress, you must relax! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. BEETLEJUICE: No. (a beat.) Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! CHARLES: Damnit! You know what would make all this even more awesome? Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) Couple of five-star reviews. Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. Call 9-1-1! Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. Just like, what if Im never happy again? BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! (THE MAITLANDS nod.) Respect. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. close. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. You asked me, I'm answering. He is so mean to me! Im on your side, and I always will be. Having lost her. AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? I have some good news. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. And there is a way. BARBARA: You were right. Keep it coming gentleman! LYDIA: Mom?! Your dad cant see us. Oh, Adam, were just getting started! (MOVERS move in furniture.) Teen And Up Audiences. BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! Wait! Strangers. We invisibles have to stick together! Wheres Lydia? BEETLEJUICE: Okay! YES I DO! BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. Heres help, heres you. Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. Im so scared Im going to forget her. Ive already been to hell and back. frowns at the MUSIC. Im going to the Netherworld! BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. Its a little crooked. Because I dont think we can. CHARLES: Lydia! Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. It's not about that. Im bringing my mom back! It's from the store! Pigs cant climb! And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. We will just have to do this without her. But, its worth it. We are invisible. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. LYDIA: Im alone. New neighbors?! For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . Boo. Cmon. It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. This . Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. You are the sun. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . Were still together. Girl, just say it three times in a row. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. LYDIA: I want you to stay. Youre leaving me? The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. You are like ice! They sound so beautiful. DELIA: AH! ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. Oh god, Im so worried now. Whatd you do!? Hide! This is what you get! See? BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? CHARLES: I see! New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. Lydia. ADAM Hey old girl! ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! What if Lydia walks in? This house is actually pretty interesting. Thats your answer for everything! Hi there. DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. This book is dangerous! Im gonna find my mom! You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! Where are you going? I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? The man next to me is the one I want. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! Theyre chasing me! Lets chop off his head. LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) I see you. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! Prrokie! We will. BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. I sense your touch. You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. Then they . Its like a nursing home for sad cats. This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. Hes a monster. I might have to get a little nasty. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! Im going to find mom! AGHHHH! BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? ADAM: Barbara, run! I don't know what just happened. It was like the perfect dad joke! So kinda like this. Stripey Ghost Man? Time. Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. The man next to me is the one I want. MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! Dad, n-no you cant do that. I'm so glad you changed your mind. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! Who knows what hes done to Lydia! ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. I'm sure Dad will ruin it. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! Big beautiful brains. OTHO: So glad that you asked. Maybe, we can help each other! LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! Leave this house! Oldest trick in the book! Im gonna say it! LYDIA: Yeah. See that tiny little house up there? NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! Smash. What? We cant just stay in the attic! You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. But she was talking about us. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? 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